Is recents of THE DWARF travels to Oxofords of Englands as meets peoples of www.theonering.com as is alls fans of THE DWARF. and wants of meets. Is now follow reports of meets of THE DWARF of Oxofords.
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Here are the meet report of THE_DWARF.
Is THE_DWARF of wants of attends meets of many years as is think of makes happys of the brians of manys of moots goer as to sees the face and voicings of THE_DWARFs. Alsos is thinks of THE_DWARFs as would be enjoys of visits as outsides lands of formerly Soviet Onion for moots or meets. In country of THE_DWARF is not allows of meets of more than one people without permits from official as require bribes of 2 goat or more.
Now is THE_DWARF as has saves up in account of manys of Soms to pays for travels of Oxfords. Is journeyings of longs during from Kyrgyzstan that starts off on camels as then gets containing boats from Karachi. When is arrives at Southhamtown is confiscates by official of all goats of THE_DWARFS as is not allows of brings into United Kingsdom. Is very sad of feelings as in heads of DWARFS and sads of facings.
When is arrives in Oxfords is surprises as is the eyes of THE_DWARFs as not sees manys of (or even anys) of oxes. But is seeing manys of Fords like Ford Moldova, Ford Cantina, Ford Fiasco, Ford Crappy and Ford Smacks. Is also of sees many builds of big and higher but is makes of stones as very primitives not as modern concrete or mud brick of kyrgyzstan.
Is then as to need finds place of stays for sleep or other. Is happy of finding sleep in YMGA (Young Male Goatherding Association) but is not finding of other. On fridays is wakes to tries as finding of TORC Meeters. As is of very clevers and cultures of TORCers is obvious of findings of them in library or museum so is walkings of all culture places of Oxford for finds but is not.
Is disappoints of not finds manys (or even anys) of goat which surprise as is know of THE_DWARF as is always of Oxford as always as in as Cambridge in 'Goat Race'.
THE_DWARFS is then looks for finds food of eats as is hungry so is go in Bing Bag Restaurant but is not finds it cook real food as is like Squirrel Pancake, Horse Souffle, Wasp Soup or Cabbage Sandwich. Insteads is of makes english food from germany called sausage so THE_DWARF is eats of sausage. Is very noisy in restaurant as is large group of troublemakers at back of restaurant all laughs and talks of loudness so is THE_DWARF leaves.
As is walks back to YMGA is THE_DWARF of haves disrupting in stomachs from sausage (or to the brian of THE_DWARF is calls 'foreign muck'!) and is make go in pub calls 'Equal and Child' for using toilets. Is very upsetting to stomach of THE_DWARF and of toilets use is takes many time. As have to apologies to man of pub for bunged of pipes and smells as is not happys as not even drinks bought of THE_DWARF. Is as well not happys of THE_DWARF as is stomachs feel of turbulence and not finds TORC meeters or goat.
On morning of saturday is THE_DWARF as thinks as looks in pubs for TORC Meeters as is not libraries or place of culture so is looks but all pubs is closed of mornings. So is looks in libraries again. Is find library with old books and writings with draws which is supposed to be of Lord Of The Ring or Hobbit but is not looks like film so is rubbish and can't sees anyways. Troublemakes from Bing's Bag of other night is all stands in way.
As is looks for TORCMeets is find pubs call 'Three Goats Heads' which is makes of happy in brian of THE_DWARF and heart. Is go in pubs but not finds of goats heads or nether parts but is find of Gungnir who is recognise of THE_DWARF as reads webpage of THE_DWARF. Is happy to find that Gungnir is very handsome, clever and is of wit like cross child of Sir Oscar Wilde and Sir Terry Pratchett. After talks to Gungnir is find as TORCMeets is in pub call 'Adrian Chiles' and thanks Gungnir and is give kisses and makes photograph.
But is then not knows of where is pub 'Adrian Chiles' so is askings to peoples of streets 'Where is Adrian Chiles?' but none is knows of where. Is gets many of stupid answers to question which is also include words which is cannot of writes on TORCs. Is then of THE_DWARFs to go as to pubs of calls Clam and Fag and is asks to Adrian Chiles but is not findings and is full of troublemakes of beers.
Then is THE_DWARFs as decides as go home as is not finds of TORCers outside Gungnir and is wants of eat nice foods so similar of turnip ice cream, bat crackers or ferret en-croute as is finds in Kyrgyzstan. But is then finds of bookshops of havings book Ann Widdecombe: Right from the Beginning so is having nice of reads on travels to Kyrgysztan and is finds of calendar Goats in Trees so is have nice of looks at for addition.
Is not of THE_DWARFs go to meets of futures.
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