Tuesday 20 August 2013

Is praise of foods of Kyrgyzstan!

Is recents of THE DWARF as goes of Oxfords in Englands as meet fans of THE DWARF and Tolkien. But is meets of one only.

Is alsos of eats of what is calls food in Englands as is horrible mush-up crap and bits in skin call 'sausage' and smashed potato. Is makes the mouth of THE DWARF as gags and is the bottom of THE DWARF squirty.

When is THE DWARF as returns backs of home lands is the eats of tradition feast of region 'Zmut' which is home of THE DWARF. Is course of many as eats for feast as follow:

For Startings:
  • Ant eye on toast
  • Wasp Soup
  • Honeyed Mouse
  • Snake donut

Main Course:
  • Ferret en-croute
  • Bird Throat
  • Creamed Cormorant in Fish Sauce
  • Gnat Wellington
  • Pig Face
  • Goat lip Pasta with Donkey bumhairs garnish

Dessert:
  • Onion Profiterole
  • Fish Cheesecake
  • Sticky Stick Pudding
  • Potato Sorbet
  • Mud

 
Is in the mind of THE DWARF as to opens chains or franchise of restaurant or eaters in UK which is serves nice and proper food of Zmut as lists above for mouth of UK for eating. Is thoughts of makings many of moneys of THE DWARF!!!


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